Au Contraire--Haiku (for he/she who would take the other side no matter what)

Some take the other
No matter what is said first
Just to disagree

Those who contradict
Are at best an annoyance
Never erudite

The disagreement
Is gratuitous nonsense
Just to say something

Never offering
An opening opinion
Ready to argue

One contradictor
Once went first with opinion
And was pilloried

Retaliation
A sweeter form of revenge
On the naysayer