The New Hostess, a Parable /Story

The Story Continues; not only continues but also gets bizarre.  The man found out a short time later that the hostess, who'd been thrown out for her inappropriate behavior, was hired by that very restaurant with the promise of help in finding her another group of diners.
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Epilog:  Now a few months later, the remaining guests at the feast told the new hostess to leave; they threw her out in spite of her protests.  The man and others who'd left the circle returned.  
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There once was a man who frequented the same restaurant for many years.  He met a group of people there to have a weekly feast.  

The table would seat from ten to thirty people and although a few of the attendees were regular, it was not always the same people.  There were new people who were attracted to the group and others who drifted away.  

It was the custom of the group to allow one of the assembled to sit at the head of the table.  That person was to guide the serving and the conversation to be sure that all had enough to eat and a good time.

A new person came to the group and asked to sit at the head of the table.  It seemed that she was nice enough, and well enough mannered that the group agreed to it.  So one fine day there she sat, at the head of the table.

She reported that there had been an incident and two people who were members of the group were poisoned. She told the assembly that they should not be concerned about this, that dinner was about to start and she didn't want any negativity in the room.  

She said that these two were poisoned for good reason and that reason did not concern anyone here.  As for the dead bodies in the room, what difference does it make.  The feast must go on and all would have a good time. 

When the man asked what happened, he was told to mind his own business.  He rightly thought that since he was going to be eating there he would like to know how they were poisoned because he didn't want to suffer the same fate.  

He asked others who were involved and some of the information even came from one of those who had been poisoned, just before he died.  The story the man pieced together was consistent in fact but not in the reasons why they were poisoned.

Since there was some question about the circumstances of their deaths, the man asked to see the menus from some meals that were paid for by the entire group but eaten by just a few while making plans for the feasts.

He asked the custodian of the menus to see the menus. It was part of the custodian's job to keep the menus but he had turned them over to the new hostess at her request.  

She said that no one, not the man or anyone else, was going to be allowed to see them until she was ready to allow it.  She said it would be at least six weeks before anyone could see them and they would be in a new book.  Certainly enough time to alter the menus and delete the poisoned entrees.

This didn't set well with the man; he passed notes to the hostess for an explanation.  The notes came back saying to stop asking.  When he tried to speak with her, she turned her back to him.  

Meanwhile the feast continued.  The hostess monopolized the conversation, her manners were crude.  She wouldn't pass anything on and soon all the food was in front of her. 

She proclaimed that the people shouldn't be concerned, they should be happy because she would see to it that they had their fill soon enough.  It was the dawn of a new day.

The man was hungry and disgusted so he excused himself saying he had some important things to take care of and left. He didn't know what the others were thinking but he knew that time would tell.

Au Contraire--Haiku (for he/she who would take the other side no matter what)

Some take the other
No matter what is said first
Just to disagree

Those who contradict
Are at best an annoyance
Never erudite

The disagreement
Is gratuitous nonsense
Just to say something

Never offering
An opening opinion
Ready to argue

One contradictor
Once went first with opinion
And was pilloried

Retaliation
A sweeter form of revenge
On the naysayer

Adolescent Haiku

Before adulthood
It is what I want to do
Not what others want

Then enlightenment
Perhaps we understand it
It ain't always so

There's death and taxes
And what we want from others
It is always so

To get what you want
Use assets and connections
Which require others

The adolescent
Believes in autonomy
It is rarely so.

Haiku to Take You On

See two other blogs
Philosophical Poems
Philo two by two

One a work of art
The other for reference
A way of looking

Both describe life themes
One mostly emotional
Then with intellect

Both provoking thought
Meant to be entertaining
Could be serious

(Same author, Philosophical Poems and Philosophy 2X2)

Marina's Jam in Haiku

We had such fun here

At Christmas and after that

With you and Lilah

Then I found the fruit

In the refrigerator

Very fresh and cold

It was washed with care

Put it in a great big pot

And cooked until soft

Then added sugar

And made it extremely hot

Then the jars were filled

All the germs were gone

All the jars and lids were boiled

For a long, long time

So enjoy your fruit

On bread with peanut butter

Or on your ice cream!

Journeys in Haiku

In life a journey
Without a destination
Is too often made

In life a journey
To changing destinations
Has many regrets

In life a journey
To the wrong destination
Causes frustration

In life a journey
Brings the greatest reward if
To the horizon

What's the New Word To Be?

In this world of words
A term is necessary
To express he-she

The convention is
Combined use the masculine
To women's chagrin

So could it be heshe
Or maybe the word hesheit
Or perhaps shehe

Whatever the word
It need have proper casing
Subj Obj Possessive

Too big for my bean
I leave it to grammar pros
But please move quickly